Baby Out-Twitters FatherS

Joel Madden's new son hogged all the Twitter juice for himself; Sarah Lacy stood up a source; and Susan Orlean is not coming to your party. The Twitterati got dissed.



Baby Out-Twitters FatherS

Joel Madden, the Good Charlotte vocalist, has already been eclipsed by his infant son.



Baby Out-Twitters FatherS

Franklin Kramer refused to tell the Atlantic anything about his interview to be America's top cyber-spook. So he's definitely qualified for the job in one regard!



Baby Out-Twitters FatherS

Our dear departed nigh editor doesn't think this Mexico City circus deserves to even be mentioned in the same breath as Entebbe. Now that was a hostage situation.



Baby Out-Twitters FatherS

TechCrunch's Sarah Lacy is worried she's turning into some sort of flake! Hard to imagine.



Baby Out-Twitters FatherS

Not only does "conservative" columnist Amanda Carpenter shop at Whole Foods, she also totes an Apple laptop. See you at the Birkenstock store, Amanda!



Baby Out-Twitters FatherS

Susan Orlean would like you to know that a certain book party is going to be significantly less awesome.



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