Whoa, hey, back up, what? We thought it was super crazy that South African sprinter Caster Semenya had to go through complicated tests to prove she's actually a woman, just because she....whoa, she's not actually a woman!
Breaking, whoa, I did not even know this stuff happened for real, but yes it does!
Tests conducted during the world athletics championships in Berlin last month, where Semenya's gender became the subject of heated debate following her victory in the 800m, revealed evidence she is a hermaphrodite, someone with both male and female sexual characteristics.
Okay, so they found that Caster Semenya, one of the best female sprinters in the world:
1. Has no womb.
2. Has no ovaries.
3. Has "internal testes."
4. Has three times the testosterone of a normal woman.
Now they're telling her she should get surgery immediately because she may face "grave health risks." Uh. Well. So. Just don't listen to us any more.