You don't mess with Oprah. She's one of the most powerful people in the media world. And, actually, the world as a whole. Viewing the following video, however, one wonders how she made it so far...

A reader tipped us off to this recently posted YouTube video of a vintage Oprah episode in which a woman describes how her Jewish parents forced her to sacrifice babies "for power." We're not entirely sure what that means, but, watching this, we're absolutely astounded by Oprah's miraculous media ascent. One day she's salivating over Jewish cults and the next she's television's queen bee.

Somewhere, sad and alone, Gerlado's screaming, "It should have been me!"

(As for the video's title, "Re: The shocking video Muslims don't want you to see!!," your guess is as good as ours....)

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