All of Bernie Madoff's luxurious old shit is for sale. You've seen his Montauk getaway home and his UES penthouse; now, thrill to the sight of his Palm Beach vacation home! Buy it for $8.5 mil. Full of knick-knacks!

Bernie Madoff's Palm Beach Hideout

The front! Tree included.

Bernie Madoff's Palm Beach Hideout

The slimy pool.

Bernie Madoff's Palm Beach Hideout

There is a dock as well, out back.

Bernie Madoff's Palm Beach Hideout

Bernie used this telescope to spy on manatee sex. Satan flag in background.

Bernie Madoff's Palm Beach Hideout

Where Bernie Madoff fucked America.

Bernie Madoff's Palm Beach Hideout

He had all these paintings of bulls on his wall. Seriously, dude.

Bernie Madoff's Palm Beach Hideout

This golden bull proves Bernie Madoff had no taste.
[Pics: AP]