Retiring Harvard professor Colonel Sanders Harvey Cox doddered onto Harvard Yard yesterday to graze his cow, as is his god damn right.

The best part of this video is when Harvey tells the reporter how "Animals. And vegetables. Belong. On the yard!" (At Harvard). And then a little later his eyes flash with excitement and he says how historic this whole cow-grazing business is: "We're gonna hear more about that in about ten minutes here."

He's about to tell you some shit. About cows!

[ via IvyGate. Pic: Flickr]