Heard of a film called Sorority Row? No? It's a lame teen horror flick starring nobody of note but Rumer Willis and Audrina Patridge. But pathological teenage stalkettes have, because it's got the new Twilight: New Moon trailer preceding it.

Sorority Row's going up against some decent box office competition, including Inglorious Basterds, The Final Destination, and The September Issue. Dollars to donuts, Sorority Row's going to take the weekend, though, just because of the leigons of bloodthirsty (heh) Twilight fans looking to get their RobPatz fix while simultaneously seething with sadism over the existence of Kristen Stewart. Well, naturally, the trailer leaked to YouTube. Watch it in all of its sparkly vampire glory while you can:

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Fuckin' vampires. H8U, vampires. H8U so much.