Mischa Barton can't do drugs. Neither can people at Soho House. Meanwhile, gays want babies. Insane! Welcome to your Monday morning Gossip Roundup.

• Oh no! Mischa Barton's handlers won't let her get wasted after her hospitalization this summer. Poor thing can only smoke cigarettes. [Page Six]
  
  
• Elton John's turning into Madonna! The singer has his heart set on adopting a little Ukrainian AIDS orphan. [Daily Mail]
  
  
• Speaking of the gays: Neil Patrick Harris says he and his boyfriend have discussed raising children. Baby Doogie, we love you already. [NYDN]
  
  
• Iran couldn't fight public outcry and has given the green-light to television drama Lost. [Guardian]
  
  
• Philippe van den Bossche, who headed Raising Malawi and helped Madge adopt her two black babies, has resigned to live with his girlfriend, trainer Tracy Anderson. [Page Six]
  
  
• Lily Allen has given up on music and wants to become an actress. Good luck, you silly young thing. [3am]
  
  
• Soho House has enacted a strict bathroom policy to deter coke heads and public sex aficionados from getting their kicks in the john. [Page Six]
  
  
• "Real Housewife" Sheree Whitfield brought her "fashions" to New York for fashion week. And, really, that's all we can say on the matter, because she sucks. [Gatecrasher]
  
  
• We're not sure why, but Robbie Williams wants to be on I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! Sad. [The Sun]

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