This Naked Dude Wants to Be Your Next Senator from Massachusetts

His name is Scott Brown. He fathered an American Idol contestant, and he hates the Gay Marriage, and right now he is a Massachusetts State Senator. Also he was naked in Cosmo in 1982!

He is such a hunk, too. Look at him! Do ladymags still feature hairy naked Republican dudes? Anyone? Jezebel?

Wonkette first discovered this hot piece in 2007, when Brown was reading obscenity-laced Facebook comments to horrified youths.

Now he's throwing his hat and tiny white shorts into the ring and running for the late Ted Kennedy's US Senate Seat.

Newsweek asks if perchance there would be a little more attention paid to a lady who posed for naked pictures back in the day running for office, but it didn't stop Hillary Clinton!