Jessica Simpson loved her probably-eaten dog like a child; Kirstie Alley is spending money buying imaginary things and Wolf Blitzer posted a celebrity photo to his new Twitter account. The Twitterati let their emotions guide them.
Singer Jessica Simpson's missing dog might as well be her actual human baby, the baby she inadvertently fed to coyotes.
Kirstie Alley, the actress and Scientologist, has been hoodwinked into spending exorbitant amounts of money to achieve arbitrary nonsensical goals inside a made-up world created expressly for the purpose of separating people from their money. Go figure.
Mark Glaser, PBS' media critic, didn't know the power of his own tweets.
Diablo Cody craved a long-delayed three way with Ben & Jerry.
CNN's Situation Room has finally been hooked up to Twitter, as Wolf Blitzer joins the microblogging service. Finally, someone has brought a rapid, disjointed discussion of the news cycle to Twitter.
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