Real Comedian Type Disrespects Famous Marketing SlogansS

Ha, some fine individual has taken the time to obsessively write a Twitter feed called "Bad Taglines," which is nothing but smart-ass slogans for various companies. They're kind of dumb. But funny dumb. Let's just show you some, okay? Sure.

Real Comedian Type Disrespects Famous Marketing SlogansS

Real Comedian Type Disrespects Famous Marketing SlogansS

Real Comedian Type Disrespects Famous Marketing SlogansS

Read them all! It's fucking Friday afternoon.
[via Agency Spy]