Real Comedian Type Disrespects Famous Marketing Slogans

Ha, some fine individual has taken the time to obsessively write a Twitter feed called "Bad Taglines," which is nothing but smart-ass slogans for various companies. They're kind of dumb. But funny dumb. Let's just show you some, okay? Sure.

Real Comedian Type Disrespects Famous Marketing Slogans

Real Comedian Type Disrespects Famous Marketing Slogans

Real Comedian Type Disrespects Famous Marketing Slogans

Read them all! It's fucking Friday afternoon.
[via Agency Spy]