Susan Orlean's Wedding Will Be TwitteredS

Susan Orlean's e-engagement confused us, Steve Krakauer's umbrage perplexed us and Tila Tequila's conversations with underaged boys frightened us. The Twitterati were off kilter.



Susan Orlean's Wedding Will Be TwitteredS

Steve Krakauer of Mediaite marveled that someone spelled the name of his website wrong. We marvel when anyone manages to spell it right.

UPDATE: The original version of this post mis-spelled Steve Krakauer's name.



Susan Orlean's Wedding Will Be TwitteredS

The New Yorker's Susan Orlean announced her marriage to Mashable's Pete Cashmore, who will presumably elevate her above her past work as a part-time farmhand.

Susan Orlean's Wedding Will Be TwitteredS

This is why TheFrisky's Jessica Wakeman can't have nice things.

Susan Orlean's Wedding Will Be TwitteredS

Tila Tequila welcomes a conversation with your child, however prurient.

Susan Orlean's Wedding Will Be TwitteredS

Paris Hilton is just fulfilling her moral obligation to entertain you, people. One does not question life advice from Marilyn Monroe. Especially when everything turned out so well for her.



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