LeVar Burton Did Not Write That Onion Article, Upset FansS

The former host of Reading Rainbow had to explain The Onion to his fans, Sarah Gilbert felt like crying and Starbucks treated Jennifer 8. Lee like a ghost. The Twitterati were exasperated.



LeVar Burton Did Not Write That Onion Article, Upset FansS

LeVar Burton actually had to explain to people that he did not write "My Living Nightmare Of Encouraging Kids To Read Is Over" for The Onion. The actor did not seem entirely pleased to still be teaching reading comprehension, three years after Reading Rainbow was cancelled.



LeVar Burton Did Not Write That Onion Article, Upset FansS

Ellen DeGeners bragged of her ability to get college co-eds to strip for her cameras. It would seem the intentionally-awkward TV host can get away with anything. Can you imagine Anderson Cooper pulling this off?



LeVar Burton Did Not Write That Onion Article, Upset FansS

Sarah Gilbert: Weepy dancer.



LeVar Burton Did Not Write That Onion Article, Upset FansS

The New York Times Jennifer 8. Lee has discovered a new lifestyle trend: Starbucks can't make coffee for Jennifer 8. Lee.



LeVar Burton Did Not Write That Onion Article, Upset FansS

Now that Fast Company's Noah Robischon thinks about it, a tazer isn't a bad idea in the absence of an actual physical advertising-editorial wall. Like at his last job.



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