We were holding out for her to star in a CBS procedural about a crime-solving socialite called Post Mortimer, but this will have to do. The network has ordered eight half-hour episodes of the "docusoap." No word yet on when they will air or a title. Can you imagine if this aired right after Gossip Girl? What have we done to afford ourselves such joy?
The show will focus on the life and times of New York's hottest socialite that isn't on Bravo. Expect lots of charity functions, fashion shows, and at least one tense sitting with recent ex-husband Topper. Oh and we will sacrifice Jill Zarin's first born to the flesh-starved diety of reality television to see a showdown between her and Fabiolo Beracasa.