Not satisfied to participate in wacky 9/11 conspiracies, Salt Lake City-based lawyer Jesse Trentadue has decided to rehash the real ground zero for the war on terror: Oklahoma City, where video tapes of nothing mean something's awry. This changes everything!
After much asking and begging of the FBI, Trentadue invoked the all-powerful Freedom of Information Act to view security tapes from buildings near the federal building, which everyone thinks Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols bombed way back in 1995. But we were all wrong!
Or that's what Trentadue thinks, because none of the videos have footage before 9:02 that morning, which means "the real story is what's missing."
Four cameras in four different locations going blank at basically the same time on the morning of April 19, 1995. There ain't no such thing as a coincidence.
The interesting thing is they spring back on after 9:02. The absence of footage from these crucial time intervals is evidence that there is something there that the FBI doesn't want anybody to see.
Considering all the time it took to get the tapes — and the fact that the tapes would have shown the truck bomb's approach — Trentadue's absolutely convinced the government's keeping secrets. The government won't say. So what does this all mean? Well, 1995 was during Clinton's White House tenure. We've come to expect shadiness from the GOP — inside job, anyone? — but the Democrats? Our world's been turned upside down. Now we only have the Green Party to trust. Fuck.