Palin's Ghostwriter Finishes Early

Oh, god, Sarah Palin named her terrible book Going Rogue. She literally did this thing. It is a reference to when she lost the election for John McCain.

Guess what the subtitle is! Do you give up? It is "An American Life."

Here's a brief list of people with biographies subtitled "An American Life"

  • Ronald Reagan
  • Benjamin Franklin
  • Jerry Garcia
  • Joe Papp
  • D.W. Griffith
  • Ben Hogan
  • Dr. Spock
  • Burt Lancaster
  • Martha Washington
  • Condoleezza Rice
  • Pat Robertson
  • Elizabeth Cady Stanton
  • Guitars.

Anyway! Going Rogue: An American Life is due out November 17. It is 400 whole pages long! Christ. Let's hope it is all about how Trig and Track and Trip and Tricky Palin are all secretly Bristol's kids, and not boring nonsense about Her Beliefs On The Economy or whatever.