A LOLcat mogul made a perhaps jokey offer to become Ruth Reichl's boss; Diablo Cody's baby craving became overpowering and Joy Behar made a David Letterman zinger. The Twitterati were all about wanting what you can't have.
The guy behind I Can Has Cheezburger offered to take over — err, "Haz" — Reichl's magazine.
Diablo Cody got maternal in her own unique way.
Joy Behar might be late to the Letterman scandal, but she'll make up for it by being pun-ny.