Tila Tequila Tweets Own Death

Things are getting bad down Tila Tequila way. Claudia Schiffer needs a prayer. And there's gay marriage in a certain Mad Men actor's future. Yes, it's your Tuesday morning gossip roundup!

  • Tila Tequila's life's been a bit hectic as of late, but we had no idea how hard she was taking it all: she's been tweeting about taking her own life because "God spoke to me and told me I am needed up there." Oh boy... Tequila also wrote that a friend stopped her from doing the deed, but she plans on doing it in two weeks. Someone help this woman. [Ace]

  • A man in a thong manhandled Kate Moss at Simon Cowell's birthday and all she got for the trouble was an angry boyfriend. [Page Six]

  • Tyler Perry admitted on his website that he was sexually abused as a child. No punchline there. [NYDN]

  • Katie "Jordan" Price's sexy fighter boyfriend Alex Reid enjoys dressing up in women's clothing. Yes, seriously. [Mirror]

  • After 22-years of strutting her stuff, Claudia Schiffer says she'll retire from the catwalk. But don't worry, she insists she'll still model for print ads, the poor dear. [The Sun]

  • Guns N' Roses are being sued by some musicians who claim the band stole tracks for Chinese Democracy. If Axl and company really did steal the tracks, that's sad: it took the band about a million years to make. [NYDN]

  • Police found what they're calling a suicide note penned by Ryan Jenkins, the reality star who killed himself after being accused of killing his wife, Jasmine Fiore. The note makes not mention of Fiore. [People]

  • Brian Littrell, who's in a bygone band called the Backstreet Boys, has swine flu. [Us]

  • Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes temporarily moved to Boston and no one cares. [MSNBC]

  • Nicole Richie was hospitalized after a minor car accident. She'll be fine. [People]

  • The security surrounding Michael Jackson's tomb has been "scaled back." Grave robbers, start your pillaging! [TMZ]

  • President Obama never picks Democratic Sen. Bob Casey for his basketball team. See? He doesn't play partisan games. [Page Six]

  • Mad Men actor Bryan Batt's marrying his boyfriend. How fabulous! [Perez]

  • Lars von Trier's new movie, Antichrist, will give you a seizure and send you straight to hell. [Page Six]