The former Mr. Drew Barrymore overcompensated for an apparent drunk-tweet; a New York Times took a screenshot of his writer's block and Zoe Stagg was all backed up. It was a tough Tuesday for the Twitterati.
Today is the first day of the rest of Tom Green's miserable, but now significantly less bloated, life. (Probably not, actually, but he had to say something to reconcile "Drink Scotch Ebveryday [sic] !" with "Say no to drugs and alcohol!" for at least a few hours.)