With his dance partner pleading guilty to conspiracy and corruption charges, Tom DeLay announced that he'll quit Dancing With the Stars rather than face an unwinnable elimination fight with Aaron Carter and Mya.
Haha no that is just a joke about the last time he quit something, back when we all hoped he'd got to jail. No, former House Majority leader Tom DeLay is quitting the TV dancing show because he hurt his widdle foots.
Delay's partner, Cheryl Burke, said she urged Delay not to dance on Monday, but he would not be stopped.
Yes, well, right. Weirdly, DeLay insisted that he dance on "Latin Night." (BUILD A WALL!)