Tracy Morgan joined Twitter; Tracy Morgan said hello to Twitter; Tracy Morgan said funny things on Twitter. Tracy Morgan took the Twittererati behind the Middle School and got them pregnant.

Normally this is where we feature funny, interesting and indiscreet tweets from a wide variety of people in an around media. That was before 30 Rock's Tracy Morgan joined the microblogging service, by popular demand, rendering our job much, much easier.

There have already been calls to fact check this one. Sorry, we're not that into Mr. Morgan's "feed."

Also, "doing karate!"

Tracy Morgan also wants to keep "making kids until I'm 80."

Ya, we're all lizzing a little, Dorothy.

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