If you thought it was going to be a while before you saw Lady Gaga's chyron on C-Span, think again. Our Lady of the Immaculate Penis spoke at the National Equality March on Washington today. We have video.

Lady Gaga's been towing a line long pulled in pop music by everyone from Boy George to Dr. Frankenfurter to David Bowie to Madonna to Hedwig to Marilyn Manson: it doesn't matter what you have under there, we're all people (or spiders from Mars). Two great parts: when they place a riser behind the podium for her to stand on and speak, and when she woos the audience with a Judy Garland joke. Reminder: Obama makes Gaga joke, Gaga makes Garland joke. America, the beautiful.