America's Love Affair With Breasts Is Over

Chicken wings are cheap, tasty, and more popular than ever. How popular? They're the most expensive part of the bird, these days. The real victim here: The once-beloved breast.

aggressive sales on breasts...breast prices slumped... "Everybody was into breasts because it's lower fat. But to me the breast is tasteless."

And congratulations to NYT reporter William Neuman for winning the office pool about who could get the phrase "breasts usually reign supreme" into a news story. Well done.
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