Keith Bardwell wants desperately to give his racism a happy face. The white Louisiana Justice of the Peace refused to give an interracial couple a marriage license because he feels for those little mixed babies. What a good Samaritan...

Explaining why he refused to marry Beth Humphrey and Terence McKay, Bardwell explained that it's his very strict policy against marriages that could result in miscegenation:

There is a problem with both groups accepting a child from such a marriage. I think those children suffer and I won't help put them through it.

Now, before you go an call Bardwell a racist, he's not.

He swears has "piles and piles" of black friends, all of whom he would happily let use his toilet.

I have piles and piles of black friends. They come to my home, I marry them, they use my bathroom. I treat them just like everyone else.

You see? The days of "whites only" bathrooms are over! Civil rights have without a doubt been won — and then some. Now, everyone stop getting so uppity.

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