Start the gossip trains, because blank-looking Rachel Bilson, who's engaged to Hayden Christensen, just tweeted "James Blunt — Goodbye, My Lover," which is one of those horribly sad breakup songs. Is their attractive love dead? We want answers! Update...

Bilson's publicist, Marcel Pariseau writes: "I just want you to know that Rachel doesn't have a tweeter account!" Hey, publicist, it's called Twitter. Gosh! But, thanks.

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