If you're going to have to report on someone's nude spread, I guess I'm more comfortable objectifying Marge Simpson than an actual human being. Behold: the Marge Simpson Playboy Pics have leaked online. Are you ready to feel strange?

Marge Simpson's Playboy Spread: Creepily FanboyishS

As one blogger put it: "Dear Matt Groening: You are a dirty, dirty man." Indeed. There're more here.