Glee: We Could Have Danced, Danced, Danced All Night

Do you know what it takes to get Slushie out of your hair? Patience, persistence, and Palmolive, that's what. We were soaking in two of those Ps, as the kids prepared for a frosty beverage right to the face.

The Great Slushie War of 2009 ended peacefully, with the oppressed accepting their colonization by the massive forces of popularity, but it didn't happen before everyone had to step up and Sue Motherfucking Sylvester did some stepping out. Music and mayhem, that's the way we like it, and that's just what we got last night. Also, we got a lot of ladies falling over in their wedding dresses, and Will Schuester showing off some freakin' awesome hip hop dance moves. Where did he learn those, the tough streets of Lima, Ohio? So, why are you just standing there bust a move!