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    The Office Makes Milf Hunting Mainstream

    Defined by the irrefutable Urban Dictionary a milf hunter is, "A person or group who wishes to pound that mature box." What was once a joke only suited for 1990s yuk-a-minute-just-barely-R-rated movies, milf hunting has crossed over into the mainstream.

    It was discussed out-rightly in tonight's episode of The Office. Michael Scott, the head manager of Dunder-Mifflen Paper Company, is dating the mother of one of his salespeople, the mother-in-law of his co-manager. She's a mature hottie pushed over a lust filled edge by her daughter's marriage and her ex husband's happiness.

    How did such a concept get this close to our mainstream universe? Some people blame the internet. On the web the topic is hardly taboo, as you can tell from such popular question boards as Yahoo! Answers and WikiAnswers. The question the world can't seem to stop asking is direct. Is it wrong to "get with," my friend's mother?

    Reference Intermission:
    WikiAnswers
    Yahoo! Answers
    The Insider
    The Urban Dictionary

    The question never seems to be attacked full on, rather muffled over by demands that the question bearer's mother has indeed already been nailed by the person whom dares answer the question in a public forum. The final say is still merely a punchline, but the world prays those truly suffering with this totally respectable fetish step up to the sounding boards and argue louder and longer than those people that get their jollies by dressing up like amusement park animals and miming fellatio.


    Send an email to Anderson Evans, the author of this post, at AlmostAnderson@gmail.com.