Philly Cops Keep Close Watch on the Morals of Phillies FansS

Susan Finkelstein, a "gorgeous, tall, buxom blonde diehard Phillies fan", really, really wants to see the World Series. Is that a crime?

Yes, according to the Philly cops who sent one of the "good-looking, blonde, kind of Marine guys" from their Scandalous Internet Behavior Unit to see how far she was willing to get "creative".

"I was hoping maybe I could get a cheaper price flirting with him," Susan Finkelstein, 43, said on the "Opie and Anthony" radio show, a day after she was hit with a prostitution charge. "You know, batting my eyes. It's not unheard of.

"It was him who brought the whole thing up anyway," added the married Finkelstein. "It was just unbelievable that when we started talking about sexy stuff, I got arrested."

Happily, although the arrest was a serious bummer that completely scuttled her plans to take her husband to the opening game, a kindly radio station was impressed by her creativity and got her some tickets. Success!

Note to the Democrats: try not to hold any Obama events in Philly. If the offers being made on Craigslist during the convention were any guide, half the Dems in Philly might wind up in jail.

[pic: CBS]