Wal-Mart Assists Consumers With Affordable End-of-Life Accoutrements

Wal-Mart is now offering coffins for sale on their website, at reasonable prices. The winner here: Consumers, who can save hundreds or thousands of dollars by buying their coffins at Walmart.com. Once again, Wal-Mart's low prices help American families save.

They want you dead so they can have your money.