At the end of one of his frequent guest appearances on the O'Reilly Factor tonight, Glenn Beck made an exciting announcement.

[Computer simulation of what you did after watching this video]: WHAAAAAAAAAAA!?!?!?!

If you are worried about not being able to sleep for the next week because of how curious/excited you are about the announcement this announcement announced, think of this: By getting a full night's rest instead of obsessively Googling "'Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly' + Announcement," you will be that much more alert for the announcement itself!

Can't believe Glenn and Bill's wedding is off, though. Anyone in the market for a matching set of offensive "Illegal Alien" Halloween costumes I bought for them as a present? (Yes, it was on the registry.)

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