Graydon Carter—the George Washington of Vanity Fair—was (allegedly) on a jet to Bermuda when layoffs hit the magazine last week. That's okay! Graydon (allegedly) has a very generous way of making it up to the layoff victims.

Mediaite reports the latest gossip: That Graydon is offering laid-off VF staffers jobs at Monkey Bar. The restaurant he owns!

You got laid off from Graydon Carter's magazine but now you can go and be a barback at Graydon Carter's restaurant! Allegedly.

You know just how Graydon likes things, eh? It'll be perfect!

And when Monkey Bar goes under Graydon Carter has some housework he needs done. Allegedly.

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