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    Let the Battle for the Kushner-Trump Photoshop Contest Winner Begin!

    Since we couldn't get the real Jared Kushner/Ivanka Trump wedding photos we asked you to Photoshop some up for us. Now it's time to pick a winner. There's $150 on the line, and you get to vote!

    Some of your entries were good, some were bad, and some were very, very ugly. We whittled it down to ten. Vote for the one you like best and it just might win. We're still going to pick our favorite anyway—this isn't American Idol, this is the real world—but popular opinion just might sway us. The poll is at the bottom. Enjoy!

    "And I'm Spent..." by Kimsama

    "I don't know I think it's supposed to move" by Colander

    Opposites Attract by Anonymous

    Balloon Boy 2 by Anonymous

    "If only they had read the contract they signed, Ivanka and Jared would have been spared the humiliation of being kicked off their own dance floor for 'sexual bending.'" by Kimsama

    "Such a charming wedding tradition. Imagine, though, the poors have to do it with cake!" by Kimsama

    Monster Mash by Foster Kamer*

    *not actually eligible to win the cash

    "It's subtle..." by Anonymous

    Trump Soho by Anonymous

    Bachelor Party by Anonymous


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