She said "god bless her" afterwards, so it's OK that rockstar wifey Sharon Osbourne ridiculed Susan Boyle in a truly filthy way that will be forever seared in my memory, right?

Osbourne, who judges the American version of Britain's Got Talent, the talent show that catapulted the homely Boyle to super stardom, said on the Opie & Anthony Show that she likes little Susan despite the fact that God "hit her with a fucking ugly stick":

I like everybody to do well. Even somebody that looks like a slapped ass. God bless her. It's like, 'You go girl'. She does look like a hairy asshole. She is a lovely lady. You just want to say 'god bless' and here's a Gillette razor.

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