When is it socially acceptable to talk about all the problems surrounding your backside? During late night infomercials of course! So if you're having ass-ues stay tuned for this once-in-a-life-time offer!
The Comfort Wipe: Because sometimes toilet paper just isn't enough.
Aahh: Because all toilet paper should be moistened before contacting your skin.
The Poo Trap: Because your dog will definitely know it's okay to take a shit when there's a giant bag on its asshole.
Aspray: Because if you smell that bad, covering it up with this product may just help.
Flat D: Because putting a pad in your underpants will make your farts smell like roses.