Study: Jocks Act Like Jocks

High school scientists have discovered that high school athletes are more likely to drink and fight than high school non-athletes (nerds). WHOA.

Local teen athletes were immediately skeptical.

Take that back before I smash your fucking face, science nerd. And bring me a beer.
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Study: Jocks Act Like Jocks

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