Please Let Levi Johnston Have His Baby Back

Not only is Levi Johnston our hero for taking his penis out for all the world to admire, but also because he's standing up to The Man. Now he's suing for custody rights of his son, Tripp.

Today he told The Insider, "At the end of the month I'm going to file for joint custody of Tripp." You can watch the episode tonight! As for the Palin family, he continues saying that they make it difficult for him to see his son.

He tells The Insider that his current arrangement is, "Not working. I'm done. It's going to have to go to court. They just finally pushed me over the edge."

And why shouldn't Levi have custody of his kid? Sure, he's going to put his hockey equipment in the pages of Playgirl but that's not any worse than Sarah Palin pimping out her family to get elected. Levi might not be the brightest bulb, but he has demonstrated he can do what it takes to provide for himself and his son. Also, with the Vanity Fair article and all this Playgirl hubub, he's proven that he is not afraid of the Wicked Witch of Wasilla. Levi will do what is right for Levi, and for that he deserves a gold star, a kiss on the cheek, and an exploding fist bump with fireworks.

We can't wait for Sarah Palin's official response. It will probably sound something like this: "You should never give a baby to a nasty dirty gay who will star in pornography for homosexuals. He will probably wrap Tripp's Christmas presents in naked pictures. Then he will take him to a death panel where he and Barrack Obama will engage in demonic rituals. Who would want their for their grandchild? If I allowed my daughter Bristol to speak, she would say the baby is much safer here with us. We wrap him in rainbows and let him ride a unicorn to school!"

Good luck, Levi. You're gonna need it.