The music was Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Around (Like a Record)." Donny wears mutton chops and fuchsia lipstick all over his face and a pair of high-waisted track pants with racing stripes made of yellow reflective tape. He falls onto his knees and brandishes a shiny silver cape before a wind machine that (do my eyes deceive me?) doubles as a fog machine. And then, out of nowhere, LaToya Jackson (or is that Rebbie?) appears! She is clapping. Donny earns 8's for his performance. The beautiful apparition disappears; commercials roll; was it all a dream?