Chicken Wings Don't Kill People, People Kill People

Police in Fort Greene say two shootings and a stabbing earlier this week were the result of a cheap wings deal. Put down the buffalo sauce, and step away from the bucket.

Captain Anthony Tasso told the New York Times' blog The Local that "all incidents, although not directly related, were the result of a promotion for all high school kids from several schools throughout the borough to meet at Buffalo Wild Wings for a 40-cent wing promotion." No one died, this time. But be thankful they didn't throw in those little sticks of celery and dipping sauce.