• By Hamilton Nolan
    Nov 12, 2009 12:32 PM 4,984
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    Heart's Open Letter to John McCain: 'Up Yours, You Old Fart!'

    Dear McCain/Palin: Cool People Hate You, So Stop Stealing Their Music!
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    The National Pork Board Does Not Endorse Eating Cats

    The all-powerful National Pork Board has sicced its attorneys on make-your-own-clever-shirt site Neighborhoodies. The National Pork Board strongly disagrees with Alf's assertion that cats are "The Other White Meat."

    Big Pork demands that Neighborhoodies cease and desist selling this hot, tasty shirt at once, lest the public become confused about which animal does, in fact, constitute an appropriately pale substitute for chicken.




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