Let the record show that last night the Manhattan media crowd descended on The Box to see a youth from Wasilla receive a silver dildo for showing his penis. Photographs by the wonderful Nikola Tamindzic and Hee Jin Kang.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Levi, in the spotlight, where he is most comfortable.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Remember, Levi, perspective can make anything look huge.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot Awards

Burlesque legend Dirty Martini (right) wants to be the next lady to have an affair with Jude Law (center) who attended with his wingman.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

The Baroness, Dante Posh, Darenzia, and a lucky lady hold court before the awards start.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

A close-up of the magical 11-inch Fleshbot Award dildo trophy made by njoy.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Even show producer Lucy Sexton's T-shirt got into the sexy spirit.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Joanna Angel, Jessie Lee, and Wendy Crawford watch the show with a very happy gentleman.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Joey Arias tells jokes before giving a lifetime achievement award to stylist Patricia Field.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Porn power couple Lorelei and Jiz Lee.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Ben Neighbor's cradles another man's sex toy after accepting the award for "Sexiest Artist" on behalf of Paul Pope.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Jonathan Ames gives us fisherman realness.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Yeah, we'd look too.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Patricia Field arrives to get her dildo trophy.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Senorita es bonita. Who's that girl?

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Daniel Nardicio makes out with his boyfriend, Chris.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

It looks like someone took a picture of the sexy, frenetic aura of the evening.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Ceremony co-hosts John Cameron Mitchell and Justin Bond.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Who wore it better?

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

MTV's Tony Disanto.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Patricia Field was really working that fox.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Comedian Patrice O'Neal (left) was not laughing last night.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Tony Disanto, Michael Hirschorn, and Jacob Weisberg keep a booth warm.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Lloyd Grove and Summer Rej were suitably amused.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Thanks for the party, Nick Denton (right). We wonder if the Post's Justin Rocket Silverman needs a nap like we do this afternoon.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Porn star and "lion of Chelsea" Michael Lucas made himself at home.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Chrises Wilson and Tennant battle it out for naming rights.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Jacob Weisberg wanted to move to Prozac Nation with Elizabeth Wurtzel.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Sessa Johnson wasn't snubbing her husband Richard like some Alaskans. Tinsley was laughing. We're not sure why. Maybe someone made a Levi's Johnston joke. Never heard that one...

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Jane Boon has a secret for husband and Time Inc. EIC Norm Pearlstine. We bet it has to do with porn.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Molly Friedman told Neel Shah she'd try to get a Levi Johnston quote for Page Six.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

Tinsley takes partying very seriously. Just ask Sessa Johnson.

Levi Johnston Meets the Press at the Fleshbot AwardsS

John Cameron Mitchell watches too much gay porn.