You would have been delusional to think that the president didn't use a ghostwriter to update his Twitter account, @BarackObama. Still, it's now been confirmed that he didn't write any of his 418 tweets. Geeks are scandalized.
"I have never used Twitter but I'm an advocate of technology and not restricting internet access."
@netWire "Shocking, given that his account with 2.6 million followers has even been "verified" by Twitter headquarters' !!!
@BuzzEdition "WHOA...I thought Obama HAD used twitter...so sad now....."
@Amadeus3000 "I thought he used his account himself in early campaign days.."
@funuhu "Shocking! I am sad."
The rest of us can take solace in the fact that the most powerful man in the world knows he has far bigger issues on his plate than cranking out tweets. The only person who should be embarrassed is his ghostwriter, who is averaging less than two tweets per day. HOPE needs to spread faster than that!