If You Lie on Your Expense Report, Maybe Don't Tweet About It

A CBS News personality lied on his expenses; Mary J. Blige severely mis-typed an impassioned defense of her "intelligents;" and Billy Bush made some confusing Sarah Palin statements. The Twitterati were terrible correspondents.

If You Lie on Your Expense Report, Maybe Don't Tweet About It

Slate's John Dickerson complained about the "lying on your expense report" part of his job. He's presumably OK with the "have work give you money under false pretenses" part.

If You Lie on Your Expense Report, Maybe Don't Tweet About It

The New York Times David Carr, meanwhile, provided some perspective on the terrible ordeal of expene reports.

If You Lie on Your Expense Report, Maybe Don't Tweet About It

When she's not having such a rough time, singer Mary J. Blige will look back on tweets like "people always understand estimate my intelligents" and laugh.

If You Lie on Your Expense Report, Maybe Don't Tweet About It

Yes, that was really actress Haylie Duff in your spin class.

If You Lie on Your Expense Report, Maybe Don't Tweet About It

A sloppy copy/paste job made George W. Bush's cousin sound like a critic of Sarah Palin's recent media appearances.



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