We like to think of Giada De Laurentiis, the host of "Everyday Italian", as the chef who grossly over-pronounces Italian words, uses nonsensical adjectives to describe her food, and then has sex with her dishes. Get ready for some Speegheetee!

Each episode of "Everyday Italian" can pretty much be broken down into three segments (just like these videos!):


Segment One: Giada makes food, overpronounces Italian words as often as possible.

Segment Two: Giada smells the food, then uses ridiculous adjectives to describe it.


Segment Three: See Giada in the throes of ecstasy as she orgasms over her food. Climax, anyone?