The Trumps Lose Yooge

Judging purely by outward appearances, you might guess that Learning Annex instructor Donald Trump is still some sort of "big wheel" in the casino business. But actually he is barely even in the business any more, because he's a loser.

Trump, known for mispronouncing "h" sounds as "y" sounds and for making up his own net worth based on a magical fantasy formula, has now been whittled down to a 10% stake in his own Atlantic City casinos. Which are bankrupt, btw. For the third time.

And who was formerly on the board of these failed gaming monstrosities, and "involved in the negotiations with creditors"? Ivanka Trump, currently occupied with her full-time battle against the mean business press, which she is waging on Twitter.

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