How many kicks to the groin would it take for this girl to start wailing on your sad, crumpled body before you begged her to stop? (Hint: 1)

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What the hell is going on with kids today? Remember when you were 9? What filled your day? Seeing how many Milk Duds you could fit in your mouth without gagging? Spinning around long enough to see see how dizzy you could get without puking? Now it's all nunchuck technique this and roundhouse kick to the throat that.

[via collegehumor]