If you're a sexxxy lady, reactionary New York Post sex columnist Andrea Peyser will rhapsodize about your long, smooth legs. But if you're an ugly, fat, liberal lady (by Peyser standards), Andrea Peyser wishes you death. Lonely, ugly, fat death.
Let her rot.
The lady ex-lawyer who loves terrorists too much lumbered into the Manhattan federal courtroom in 2006, all 200-plus pounds of fire-breathing radical.
What a terrible, fat lady. She should have gotten more time, just to do those prison workouts! Eh?
Her lawyers said — are you ready? — Stewart was too fat for the lockup.
Lawyer Elizabeth Fink said her obese client's breast cancer was sure to return in a place where women are denied the dignity of wearing bras.
"If you send her to prison, she is going to die," Fink intoned.
We should be so lucky.
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