Michael Jackson Pulls a Jesus, Makes His Face Appear in an Ultrasound

The King of Pop, in his infinite grace and wisdom, has returned to the mortal realm by making his face appear in an ultrasound of fetus inside a British lady's uterus.

Dawn Kelley is pregnant with a girl, who at 20 weeks bears striking resemblance to Jacko. Said father William Hickman:

None of us are really Michael Jackson fans. I mean I like him, but we're not crazy about him or anything.

Dawn notes, "It is my seventh child, and they say seven is a mythical number." But is the apparition really Jacko? Here are three other celebrities who might be inside Dawn's belly:

Dita von Teese

Michael Jackson Pulls a Jesus, Makes His Face Appear in an Ultrasound

Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge

Michael Jackson Pulls a Jesus, Makes His Face Appear in an Ultrasound

Sophia Loren

Michael Jackson Pulls a Jesus, Makes His Face Appear in an Ultrasound

[Telegraph]