Like an Italian sex party, Manhattan real estate has no rules. Last night on 30 Rock, Liz threw dignity out the window in order to kick her roommate out of his apartment when the building went condo.

Attempt #1: Act crazy.

When Liz acted like a real life Annuale commercial, she found out she was living with an overly sensitive gay man.


Attempt #2: Bring an unreasonable black person over.

This didn't work either as the roommate was a cop. He swiftly took out Dotcom's knees and arrested him.


Attempt #3: Be disgusting.

Success! Peeing inside of a vase in the middle of the living room worked like a charm. As it should.