Finding a fat, lazy American is easy: it's either you, or your co-worker. Finding the fattest, laziest person in America? A much harder task. Well Dr. Oz found him, and promptly berated him on national television.

Seriously, Dr. Oz treated this guy like he was one step away from being in a sideshow in Coney Island. He measured his fat ole neck and showed how small his liver was compared to his fat ole body to illustrate just how unhealthy this guy was. At one point I thought he was going to call him fattyfatfatfat—for medical purposes of course.

I understand that Dr. Oz is trying to help this man, but it seems a tad insensitive parading him on stage as The Unhealthiest Person in America.